Free breakfast is probably the best thing that Man has invented. As I walk up to the breakfast buffet I look around and assess the situation, sizing up the competition. Most people utilize the free breakfast in the same manner: eat a bowl of cereal or have a pastry with a cup of either orange juice or coffee the maybe score a banana for the road...amateurs. I realized early on that if you stuff yourself with a ridiculous amount of free food then you can last for three, maybe four hours longer than the free breakfast "amateurs". If you play your cards right you might be able to make it the whole day without having to pay for a meal. Now, there are the side effects so remember that this travel tip is only for those who are unbelievably cheap and slightly stupid.
June 5, 2009
Free Breakfast Travel Tip
Free breakfast is probably the best thing that Man has invented. As I walk up to the breakfast buffet I look around and assess the situation, sizing up the competition. Most people utilize the free breakfast in the same manner: eat a bowl of cereal or have a pastry with a cup of either orange juice or coffee the maybe score a banana for the road...amateurs. I realized early on that if you stuff yourself with a ridiculous amount of free food then you can last for three, maybe four hours longer than the free breakfast "amateurs". If you play your cards right you might be able to make it the whole day without having to pay for a meal. Now, there are the side effects so remember that this travel tip is only for those who are unbelievably cheap and slightly stupid.
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Ok Sean...you are definitely preaching to the choir here! If ANYONE knows how to take full advantage of all angles of a free breakfast, it's me. Does it look like I'm on a diet?? Didn't think so. Where is that pic taken? A landfill outside of S.F.??
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The picture is from Alcatraz. It's freakin dirty plus there is a retarded amount of birds because it's a protected bird sanctuary, which means a retarded amount of bird crap!
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